I want to talk to somebody in charge. You are not fooling anybody when you say it was a natural disaster. It wasn’t an earthquake. It wasn’t a typhoon. Because what’s really happening is that you are hiding something out there. And it’s going to send us back to the Stone Age!
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
↳ [1/3 heartbreaking scenes/moments]
Anthony Mackie getting hyped about karaoke during the Captain America press interview.
nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos