I want to talk to somebody in charge. You are not fooling anybody when you say it was a natural disaster. It wasn’t an earthquake. It wasn’t a typhoon. Because what’s really happening is that you are hiding something out there. And it’s going to send us back to the Stone Age!

(Source: beablazemydearmockingjay)




(Source: vine.co)




saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME




marvel’s movie challenge

↳ [1/3 heartbreaking scenes/moments]



deansdamnation:

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

sNORTS VIOLETLY


latenightsandskylights:

Anthony Mackie getting hyped about karaoke during the Captain America press interview.




My parents taught me to side with justice. I came from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of other men. I’m known as a hero, an inspiration, a champion. It’s been a good life.
My parents’ killer was never brought to justice. I cloak myself in the very shadows the gunman used to hide his face from me. I’m known as urban myth, a frightening creature, the bogeyman. It is not a life I would wish on anyone.

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck


towritecomicsonherarms:

Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates #4

image

manly tears

(Source: americachavez)




lostincape-town:

I will never not reblog this

(Source: leochingkwaked)




shercasm:

im not sure who I relate to more
kelso, red, or eric

(Source: jessepnkman)




 #i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life



suckmymara:

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos